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Post by Timothy on Apr 18, 2007 22:57:31 GMT -5
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
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Post by alysen on Apr 26, 2007 12:42:24 GMT -5
Wow. Things like dowries make me happy to live in the western world. Nothing against Sudan...I would just rather, I don't know...not be sold off to the idiot with the most goat-money. Poor little goat. What did he do to be forced to marry his rapist?
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Post by Timothy on Apr 27, 2007 21:21:42 GMT -5
Most Republicans are actually claiming it's the goats fault, seeing as how it was wearing very revealing fur, it bleated with a voice that said "baaa, coooome get sooooome."
Stupid whore goats.
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Post by alysen on Apr 30, 2007 12:32:52 GMT -5
Bleah. This conversation is getting creepy. Tim, I leave you with the goat.
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Post by Luke on May 24, 2007 12:57:06 GMT -5
This conversation is getting Alysen's goat.
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Post by alysen on May 26, 2007 13:18:15 GMT -5
LOL - - dorky, yet funny...my favorite combo!!
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Post by chris on May 30, 2007 21:53:37 GMT -5
that reminds me luke you left your velcro gloves here.
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Post by Luke on Jun 13, 2007 10:23:16 GMT -5
I have velcro gloves?
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Post by chris on Jun 13, 2007 10:41:17 GMT -5
sorry I assumed they where yours.
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Post by don on Jun 13, 2007 11:21:52 GMT -5
Actually I think those are mine...
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Post by chris on Jun 13, 2007 12:32:27 GMT -5
allright don I'll give you an offer you can't refuse. Come over and get them friday.
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Post by alysen on Jun 16, 2007 15:27:37 GMT -5
Umm...you're going to make an offer he can't refuse? You mean you're going to make him take the gloves or you'll put a bullet in his brain pan, bada-bing?! Heavy.
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