So that's why Aunt Jamima is good with Pancakes...

[Timothy]

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to
the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently
declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."
The next morning when the boy arrived at
breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
"Gee, Mom!" he exclaimed. "For me?"
"Just take two," Brenda replied. "The rest are for
your father."

[jessica]

Yo Momma so Greasy, she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forheed